Wednesday, 18 March 2009

Political cartoons


Can anyone think of a good caption for this cartoon?
You can find this and many more at the following website Political cartoons from around the world

Tuesday, 10 March 2009

Free photo manipulation website

Turn your photos into works of art at Be Funky
Here's a photo of our Ella which has been manipulated in two different ways.

Saturday, 7 March 2009

Lost in translation


Russian media have been poking fun at the US secretary of state over a translation error on a gift she presented to her Russian counterpart......
Read on by clicking here to find out what can go wrong if you rely on someone else to translate for you.

Thursday, 26 February 2009

Unfortunate names


There is an interesting, light-hearted article on the BBC about how unthoughtful parents can ruin a person's life by giving them names such as:

Pearl Button
Jo King
Barry Cade
Carrie Oakey
Priti Manek
Tim Burr

Link to the article

Saturday, 7 February 2009

In preparation for Valentine's Day...


Valentines Day Funnies (what not to say!)

A local newspaper ran a competition asking for a poem with the most romantic first line, but the least romantic second line. Here are some of the entries they received:

I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.

Roses are red, violets are blue,
sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
the sugar bowl’s empty and so is your head.

Of loving beauty you float with grace.
If only you could hide your face.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don’t take that paper bag off of your face.

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I’m good at telling lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife
Marrying you screwed up my life.

I see your face when I am dreaming
That’s why I always wake up screaming.

My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way.

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.

Thursday, 5 February 2009

Words and pictures


Here's a fun way to find the right words.
Go to Merriam Webster's visual dictionary.

The categories at first seem limited, but there are a lot of sub-categories.
The picture shows what you get when you go to plants and gardening - miscellaneous - wheelbarrow.

Have a go - see if you can find any special words for your field of work.

Monday, 26 January 2009

The best job in the world


Ever wondered why you need English? Have a look at the job description here for "The best job in the world". Would you like to apply? Download the application form and check out the tasks and job requirements. Are you tempted yet?

Friday, 16 January 2009

The kind of English you don't really want to aspire to... or, Goodbye George W

"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures."

This wonderful quotation is number 30 in the new list of the top 50 Bushisms
You can read the rest here on George Bush's 50 worst bloopers.

Tuesday, 30 December 2008

New Year's fireworks game


It's almost New Year's Eve, and to get you in the mood, here's a simple but fun online game to play. Turn up the sound, and set off those fireworks over London!
Happy New Year!!




Games at Miniclip.com - Fireworks
Fireworks

Start the New Year off with a bang!

Play this free game now!!

Tuesday, 23 December 2008

certificate


Here's a new answer to the age old question of what to do with the certificate you get upon successfully completely a course... put it on your blog! (although the white certificate on a white background is not ideal)